11.Piglet
You'd already been half an hour with pre-clubbing shower and i'd
always planned to have a look in your special winnie the pooh
book. the place was marked and it was there in blue and white -
it
Said simply, 'paul stayed last night.'
Next i was on the bog and you got down on one knee.
You were protesting your innocence and you started to cry as i
started to pee.
You said, 'i didn't shag him, he slept on the couch in the
kitchen.
He might as well be a girl, he's a good for a laugh and he's
good for bitchin'.'
You said you'd never be willing or able.
And he looks like he was made on a fucking table.
Although, to be fair, i think he hides the bolts quite well, but
as soon as he opens his mouth you can just tell.
I had just assumed you'd completely gone off shagging and i can
you seen you with your new uni pals, standing bragging. now he's
your boyfriend and i know you were talking shite but you still
de
It when i met you at someone's birthday party the other night.
You said, 'i didn't shag him, he slept on the couch in the
kitchen. we have a good laugh when we're sitting bitchin'.'
The words that you used to think turned me on just made me laugh
- 'do you want to suck my cunt？' in real life just sounds naff.
And when we were with your friends i just as well might of been
no one.
And you can't get over your dead dog - well it takes one to know
one.
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